maria/15/florida
fun fact: i was voted #1 worst blog to ever exist in the universe ok bye thank u come again

kfcofficial:

im not even a 2nd choice im like an 8th choice sometimes a 10th

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pizza:

favorite tweet by Miley ever omg

rapewhistled:

mood: bae

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do u ever just make scenarios in your head that will never happen but makes you so happy so you just keep on imagining them

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isurvivedthekobayashimaru:

I was at walmart the other day, and I was sitting on a bench waiting for my mom to pay, and I was braiding my hair because that’s something I do when I’m bored, and this dude walks by and says, “hey baby, what else can you do with your hands?” I gave him my most polite smile and said in the sweetest way possible, “strangle you.

And I think I actually scared him because his eyes got kind of wide and he just walked away.

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snapchatting:

you are under arrest for being attractive and ruining my life

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mskneesocks:

you’re the only one who understands me google

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