fun fact: i was voted #1 worst blog to ever exist in the universe ok bye thank u come again

luv when my sisters in town lmao ♥


honestly my dad is such a freak he never says goodnight like a normal person he just says “i’ll be back” and he goes upstairs and when you ask where he is or go looking for him hes asleep and the next morning when you see him he just says “good morning im back’ like what is wrong with him

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"I refuse to be your “sometimes”"
100 things I wish I could tell you (via maisjetaime)

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when you do all of the work for a “group” project


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no mom I don’t want a boyfriend I want a kingdom

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one time when i was like 12 my dad wanted me to put a dvd in the dvd player and i was like ‘what do i get in return’ and he said ‘you can have half of the winnings of this stupid lotto ticket’ and he ended up winning 600,000 dollars and i was so pleased with myself. 300,000 dollars when youre 12 is pretty much like infinity dollars. he was so mad

Shit, man, $300,000 would be like infinity dollars to me now.

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It only costs $0.00 to keep it real

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